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Top 5 States: Tsunami of Hawaiian Recruits!

Mon Mar 03, 08 9:06 pm


As of March 3, 2008, the HSA membership roles indicate that the greatest homeschool graduate population concentrations are in the following states:


For a real-time report of the number of homeschoolers in each state see the following: Alumni Network Population Distribution by State

HSA has seen a breathtaking and unexpected turn of events in the Top 5 States report! Though last month Hawaii (#4) was the decided underdog with only 2 graduates, this month Hawaii (#4) has jumped to the #4 position with no warning! HSA is very excited to welcome so many Hawaiian homeschool graduates.

What can explain this sudden surge in membership from one of the least likely states, as dramatic as any eruption of Hawaii's famous volcanoes, you ask? Only one possible name came to our minds...Josh Van Vleet. HSA's Top 5 States' crack investigative team easily verified his masterminding of this monumental campaign.

Josh Van Vleet has proven his almost fanatical devotion to HomeschoolALUMNI.org not only by traveling tirelessly throughout the Hawaiian islands, shouting the news from milk crates on street corners in an ever-hoarser voice, but also by offering a $100 bonus out of his own pocket to each and every Hawaiian HSAer! That's right...if you haven't heard, and you've got a Hawaiian zip code on your HSA profile, you are eligible for Josh Van Vleet's amazing offer. Contact him via his PM box here to collect your sign-up bonus! Very Happy

Due to this historic contribution to HSA, Josh Van Vleet will receive the enviable "HSA Recruiter Of the Year" T-shirt, including a lifetime supply of pinko and pickles.

In other news, Oregon (#5), with 114 members, has soared past its old adversary, Colorado (#7), with 109 members. Still, being only 5 graduates behind, Colorado (#7) has a good chance at entering the Top 5 next month, as do the nail-bitingly close Illinois (#6) with 110 members and Tennessee (#8 ) with 108 members. Will any of these three states earn the few graduates necessary to climb past Oregon (#5) and establish their foothold in the Top 5? Anything is possible...right, Josh? Cool

Next month...will Josh Van Vleet make good on his pledged bonuses, or will he weasel out on his promises and cause the 100+ recruits of Hawaii (#4) to leave en masse, in protest? Will Illinois (#6), Colorado (#7), or Tennessee (#8 ) successfully scramble for the coveted #5 position? Who will win the Gold Medal for most graduates recruited in the month of March?

Check back for all these answers and more in next month's Top Five Report. Until then, go tell the homeschool graduates in your area about HSA. We hope to see your state next in the Top 5! Cool


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Aloha. Cool


($100? Why, Josh! You are too kind...)
Nellie, Mon Mar 03, 08 9:19 pm Post


 
Hahaha Laughing Yippee! Josh, you get to pay my way to the reunion. Very Happy
Amber the twin, Mon Mar 03, 08 9:29 pm Post


 
hehe! Thanks Josh! I'll take mine in Gold please! Silver works too! Wink
Caleb Naylor, Mon Mar 03, 08 9:29 pm Post


 
Hey! I did a search and only 6 people have zip codes in HI! How can that be???? I'M CONFUSED! Shocked hehehe
Another Amber, Mon Mar 03, 08 9:45 pm Post


 
Hawaii was a successful mission!
Lincoln, Mon Mar 03, 08 9:52 pm Post


 
Yeah, what Nellie said. Very Happy
Karin, Mon Mar 03, 08 10:08 pm Post


 
Sweet! Cool Where can I sign up for my money? That move to HI was pretty expensive, ya know.
Lindsay, Mon Mar 03, 08 10:13 pm Post


 
Why Josh! You little sweet *cough* guy. Your wife has done an excellent job in teaching you how to share the material blessings bestowed upon you. Razz

On the other hand. Shocked What happened CO HSAers?!?!?! We have GOT to get back to our position. Wink
micalamerryCHRISTmas, Mon Mar 03, 08 10:22 pm Post


 
Wow, Josh... You didn't mention that part of the deal to ME! *sniff* I DEMAND DOUBLE!!!

Wink Laughing Uh... I didn't just admit to being part of this, did I? Wink

Who spilled the beans, anyways? Evil or Very Mad

EDIT: I guess now I should send that spam around again, reminding people to switch back to realistic values... Confused Wink
Daniel, Mon Mar 03, 08 11:11 pm Post


 
Yep, I think this tan looks just about right. Mission accomplished!

*packs up bags and heads back to Colorado* Now to get my $100.... Wink
GoodgirlAllison, Mon Mar 03, 08 11:15 pm Post
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